Monday, April 14, 2008

The Vent | Pollen | ajc.com - Sent Using Google Toolbar

The Vent | Pollen | ajc.com

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I think we need to adjust the pollen count index. It makes no sense for counts of 150 and 4500 to both be considered "extremely high". For counts over 1000, the index should include additional levels, such as "insanely high", "astronomically high", bronchitis waiting to happen" and "breathe at your own risk!"

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Went out to feed my dog, a black labrador and now she looks like a golden retriever.

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Ever seen pollen particles under a microscope? They look like tiny medieval torture devices. No wonder we're in such agony!

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It makes me grumpy, dopey, and sneazy. Right, Doc?

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One thing I am sure of…very few babies are conceived during allergy season - there is nothing sexy about allergies!

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Don't like the pollen? Move to Arkansas, they don't have anything!

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My car turned green overnight—blue car plus yellow pollen equals green.

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Wow, a pollen vent. What's next, a smog alert vent?

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One of those pollen count idex levels shoud be "yellow peril", and the highest level, "death by breath".

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Is yellow the new black ?

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Why is your pollen count only updated during the week? Wouldn't it make sense that people are out and about MORE on the weekends? Stupid.

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Air pollution, secondhand smoke, asthma, pollen… We keep finding ways to allow the weakest amongst us to survive.

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